If I were a month, I would be: July. Down here it's the cosy stay-at-home month.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Sunday. The cosy stay-at-home day.
If I were a time of day, I would be: 3 a.m. Dark and quiet and secret. I've heard it said that who you are when you're alone at 3 a.m. is who you really are, and for me its true.
If I were a sea animal, I would be: An otter! They're very clever. They roll onto their backs in the sea, put a stone on their bellies, then crack shellfish open on said stone.
If I were a direction, I would be: Down. After all, who doesnt like going down? hehehe
If I were a sin, I would be: